As a good friend once said, "We need supports 'cause we are gonna raise the roof"

So whats going on with this world? Im going to break it down on my super go awesome woo blog yeah as per the title of this post.

One - Snow!

I mean snow has like, what, sixty bazillion catrillion (thats 60000000000000000000000000000 I think?) pages on BBC News. This means my freezer will be famous soon as it is full of snow and have like 20 pages on BBC News. Plus a 3D view powered by Flash and an iPhone app. Or its broken (note: might need new freezer).

"Oh cant get to work because the snow is over my foot (not a foot deep) and its cold and I live a mile away from work". I walk to work. You know what I did? Walked to work in a pair of boots and wore a thicker jacket. That's it! "Ah my car is stuck!" Get a bus!

What is so hard about operating in this weather?  Proper jacket, hat, gloves, boots and common sense. I'm not talking about fashion hats and gloves thingys that sparkles and shit like that. Oh jeez, I just remembered about UGG boots, what a farce. People with wet cold feet with boots made from Auzzieland. Being serious, take proper kit with you if your out and about kids, I had my bug out bag with me and I only live 30 min walk away from work.

I'm just bitter because I cant take a snow day.

Two - Cablegate

This is classic. We have the US of A going around and bombing other countries, installing or trying to install democracy. Then moan when its files are leaked online. The government of the USA SHOULD be completely transparent, as example to other countries.  Its funny as no bullshit story can be made to cover up whats been seen.

Three - Christmas Monkeh

Makes me happy, so so happy. In a world of hatred, lies and betrayal, a little cute well spoken knitted monkeh makes a man like me weep for joy!


Ive had enough just now as my invite for android app inventor has just arrived in my inbox.